Time to hang up the thong ...

"My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it will avoid you."

"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."

"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.