* A hundred thousand sperm and YOU were the fastest?
* A day without sunshine is like ... well ... night!
* A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
* An eye for an eye ... leaves the whole world blind!
* A pessimist is never disappointed
* Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
* Eat well, keep fit ... die anyway!
* For people who like peace and quiet - a phoneless cord!
* Gravity sucks!
* Hangover - the wrath of grapes!