Saturday, October 14, 2006

Colourful Phrases

* Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

* If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it

* The road is so slippery, it is slicker than otter snot

* I am busier than a telephone operator at the lemmings suicide hotline

* He is uglier than a bucket full of armpits

* Hailstones leapt from the pavement like maggots when you fry them in hot grease

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