* Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
* If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it
* The road is so slippery, it is slicker than otter snot
* I am busier than a telephone operator at the lemmings suicide hotline
* He is uglier than a bucket full of armpits
* Hailstones leapt from the pavement like maggots when you fry them in hot grease
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